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funny jokes to text people?
anyone know any funny jokes to text people???
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".
The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing.'
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| | Drain Valve for Transom Boats $12 Replacement drain valve for your 12.6sr or 14sr Sport Runabout. |
| | AB285 $39 Oar Set for Frameless Fishing Boats |
| | AL Seat Cushion $9 Foam padded cushion for aluminum bench seat for transom boats. |
| | Davit Kit $459 Designed and patented by Weaver Industries, the RBD 100 is the world standard for inflatable boats. Davit kit includes all hardware to mount davits on the swim platform of your boat. Glue for Sea Eagle boats included. Call if you are using this kit on other boats. |
| | Floorboard Bag $49 This bag is made of 440 denier Nylon and features a pouch for stringers and other parts. Keeps your floorboards neat and compact. Fits floorboards for all Sport Runabout Boats and the SE8 and SE9 Motormount Boats. |
| | 124smb Start Up Inflatable Boat Package $499 The largest of Sea Eagle's motormount boats, this roomy and durable inflatable fishing platform is just a fraction of the cost of other fishing boats. The 124smb is even portable enough to pack in a car trunk. |
| | 124smb Fisherman's Dream Inflatable Boat Package $699 The largest of Sea Eagle's motormount boats, this roomy and durable inflatable fishing platform is just a fraction of the cost of other fishing boats. The 124smb is even portable enough to pack in a car trunk. |
| | Swivel Seat $68 This comfortable Swivel Seat can be used on many of our Sea Eagle boats. For use on Motormount boats, Sport boats, and the FoldCats the seat can be mounted on a 54 qt. cooler which will fit snugly into any of these boats. (Please note, hardware and bench are not included.) This seat can also be attached to our Seat Spider. This seat CANNOT be attached to a single bench seat (WS25, WS2505 or SPW). |
| | Whitevalve $7 Current valve for Sport Kayaks and Motormount Boats. (if your boat is 1998 or earlier, please contact us to verify this is the correct valve) |
| | Vyna Bond Glue $19 For larger repairs on our boats we suggest a 12 oz. can of Vyna Bond PVC Glue. |
| | Recessed One Way $10 Recessed One Way Valve for Transom Boats, Explorer Kayaks, FastTrack kayaks, FoldCats, and Paddleski. |
| | Small Green D-Ring $6 Reinforced fabric and corrosion resistant metal make these D-Rings a permanent addition to your boat. Great for green 385ftg FastTrack, 285fpb and STS10 Frameless Fishing Boats. Not for use on SE330, SE370, SE6, SE8, SE9 and 124smb boats. Includes glue. |
| | Medium Green D-Ring $9 Reinforced fabric and corrosion resistant metal make these D-Rings a permanent addition to your boat. Great for green 385ftg FastTrack, 285fpb and STS10 Frameless Fishing Boats. Not for use on SE330, SE370, SE6, SE8, SE9 and 124smb boats. Includes glue. |
| | Small Repair Kit $7 Repair kit for Motormount boats and Sport Kayaks. Includes two 4 in. x 3 in. white swatches of material and two tubes of glue. |
| | 4 FT. STRAP $9 These straps come in handy to keep your gear in place. They are especially good for keeping the POWERCENTER safely strapped to the boats. 48 inches long. |
| | 12.6sr Cover $159 Complete with sewn in shock-cord, these covers fit our boats snugly and keep the rain, snow, and animals off. Completely water and mildew resistant. |
| | 14sr Cover $169 Complete with sewn in shock-cord, these covers fit our boats snugly and keep the rain, snow, and animals off. Completely water and mildew resistant. |
| | Motormount-FPFB $65 Motormount for Frameless Fishing Boats holds up to a 3hp engine or up to 55 lbs thrust electric motor. 18"x11"x11", 6 lbs. |
| | Repair Kit $15 Repair kit for 1000 Denier PVC boats. Includes hull repair material, tube of glue & Halkey-Roberts valve replacement tool. |
| | Collapsible Oar Set $59 Designed for our Transom Boats, these oars connect with oarlock pins for fast, comfortable rowing. Collapsible for easy transport. 5 ft. 5 in. long.(pair) |
 | Pair 12" Chris Craft Outboards Decals Vinyl Stickers *Red* Vinyl Stickers Boat Outboard Motor Lot of 2 |
DescriptionAbout Vinyl Decals: These are DIE-CUT decals meaning there is no background. If there is a background color in the picture, it is used only as a example. The background color will be the color of the surface you place the sticker on, or clear if you put it on a window... |
 | Pair 12" Chris Craft Outboards Decals Vinyl Stickers *Sky Blue* Vinyl Stickers Boat Outboard Motor Lot of 2 |
DescriptionAbout Vinyl Decals: These are DIE-CUT decals meaning there is no background. If there is a background color in the picture, it is used only as a example. The background color will be the color of the surface you place the sticker on, or clear if you put it on a window... |
 | Pair 12" Chris Craft Outboards Decals Vinyl Stickers *White* Vinyl Stickers Boat Outboard Motor Lot of 2 |
DescriptionAbout Vinyl Decals: These are DIE-CUT decals meaning there is no background. If there is a background color in the picture, it is used only as a example. The background color will be the color of the surface you place the sticker on, or clear if you put it on a window... |
 | Chris-Craft Boats |
DescriptionBrawny inboard motors, lovingly crafted wood hulls, and swank chrome accoutrements are all synonymous with Chris-Craft, the most prestigious name in the history of American boatbuilders. This beautifully illustrated history of the Michigan-based company and its most significant powerboats begins in 1922, when the mercurial Christopher Columbus Smith and his three sons formed Chris Smith & Sons Boat Company... |
 | Glassfibre Handbook List Price: |
DescriptionThis prime reference book on glassfibe materials and techniques includes information on methods and material, and covers models, boats, cars and all types of group work. |
 | The Wretched Stone List Price: |
DescriptionIn a story recounted through the daily log of Captain Allan Hope, the sailors aboard the Rita Anne become mesmerized and transformed by a mysterious glowing rock, and only music and books can restore them to normal. |
 | Chris Craft Runabout Painted Large List Price: |
DescriptionThis high class speed boat appeared in 1930... Model is handcrafted from hard wood, planks on frame and painted by master craftsmen. Model is ready for display and has a lot of details with color leather seats... |
 | Sierra 18-7860 Fuel Filter List Price: |
DescriptionReplaces OMC 381690 312456 with AC fuel pumps MERC 35-49088A2 CHRIS CRAFT 16.83-90006 Alternate part numbers: Sierra 8-7860, SIE_7860, SIE-7860, SIE7860, 47-7860 |
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Not only are the Bike sales moving forward but the high end Chris Craft boats are showing some momentum when others are stagnant. Stellican Limited is a well run company.
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